Why does it look like there's a Batmobile in your colon? Plus, when you wake at night shaking because you haven't had any in three hours, it's so easy to vape more. That night, back in the fridge. You just can't see it until you get married. You're smoking the vape pen? Mommy needs money for scratchers. When is Brian coming back? No, I'm sneaking a real cigarette like frustrated mothers are supposed to do. Even more recently, and not quite as good, on Family Guy Jess is going to live! Be with you in a sec. Your secret's safe with me.
Anything that tastes like a Fruit Roll-Up. You don't have to worry about nothin'. I didn't think he'd understand me. You know, I don't think we've said grace yet. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, stop, stop, stop, - stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, Stewie's going to the party. Oh, my God, I'm a douchebag. I know what this is. I mean, I literally don't know where socks come from. Just keep your eyes on the hips. Do you own 19 hats? I'll just go down and get yours back.
Um, you mean one of your government tracking devices? Please send the lawsuit to our lawyer, whose address is below. This whole vaping thing was a very smart move. It does seem like they're making it for kids. This isn't a doctor's office, this is the pound. Oh, my God, this can't be happening! At least vaping is healthy.
Let's face it, this is the most fun we've had since Mom got hooked on coffee and bought that Alpuccino maker. Stewie, don't say my name! I got a lot of sheds back home. I can't live this way! You lost your vape pen, I didn't lose mine. What the hell are you doing here? So, what's the next step? Says right here I got to euthanize Brian Griffin, and you're him. Jess really has been amazing. I mean, gosh, maybe that's what true marriage is two people who want each other to die. That would be kind of nice.
And now, the current, better-than-the-pilot- but-not-as-good- as-Star-Wars-episode of Family Guy. He'll need someone to take care of him. Oh, I'm supposed to keep your secret after you lied to me about sneaking cigarettes? I only have one, but it's a Stussy hat with a flat brim. So, Chris, I hear you been doing some vaping. Every man's true weight is at least 20 pounds heavier than how they look. Chris, the only reason I told him was he promised he'd keep his mouth shut. It's not nap time, Stewie.
This isn't the Red Rock Motor Lodge in Montgomery, Alabama. Stewie, I've got to get out of this. I'm not paying for that. He won't be needing this anymore. The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues. By the way, the Stranger Things monster just farted.
Must have been that fat chick I ate. Seriously, I'm absolutely jonesing right now, so give it back. You've got the wrong dog. Vaping is just as bad, and you look like a douchebag. I'm a dog, I can hear everything.