Deal straight with me, I'll deal straight with you. He'll be here any minute. Some weird things have happened here, too, Dave. Where did you find it?. I must have left it upstairs. You don't want to go to Tijuana. I told you to go home and learn some manners, kid.
I'm not like ordinary guys. The boys went to do things boys do, huh? He takes his zzz espaol and gives it to the seorita. La Tunga Lei, the Palace of Polynesian Pleasure presents the Tijuana blue. Have a good time 'cause it's all right What? Could you wait right here just a minute? If they took him this way, he's in the Tijuana jail. We would like a room please. You can be pretty insensitive. Come to the China Club! What are your parents going to think? Bartender, another round and a margarita for me.
There's 4 more for the taxi. Hey, Woody, here's for your first bang. I thought this was just your innate beauty. I'll yell for you fellas. We saw you drive by with our friend. Stimulated by his first sexual encounter, Spider is on a mission to procure an aphrodisiac known as Spanish fly, which supposedly induces nymphomania in women. It isn't even a Bulova.
I wouldn't run into all you guys if it wasn't for the best. I'm going to slap your face. Told you I had a feeling about this place. You gotta be careful he doesn't stuff your seats with horseshit. Free Maybe we ought to ditch her. Probably a nice girl who wants to wait till she's married. You can buy anything in Tijuana.
Do not stay in Tijuana. Best body shop in all Tijuana. He heard it felt good if you yelled when you climaxed. But your friend should go home and learn some manners. Come on, I'll go up there with you. But I always said you can teach an old dog new tricks, hmm? We'll even give it back.
After all I've been through today. As Woody and Kathy leave the motel, they see Spider in the back seat of the sheriff's car and follow it to the police station. That's the road out of town. In fact, I hardly know those guys. I's an hour late for the gangbang Yes, I am I, uh, forgot my rubber.
Sir, can you tell me where I can get cherry bombs and m-80s? He's stuffing my seats with horseshit. Woody leaves in humiliation, followed by Kathy, who offers to keep him company. There were these guys, and they took me to the junkyard and. Oh, fine, well, that makes it all right, doesn't it? Nos a ver el trabajo, hombre. Just pray your guts out.
You will never get out of this! Woody, you forgot your rubbers. How are you doing, darling? Meanwhile, Woody and Kathy become acquainted, and she compliments him on his desire for romance instead of having meaningless sex. I think I love you. I feel like a fool! Seems like you're taking the long way? We're getting screwed here, and we still got our clothes on. You're supposed to watching my car. What are you doing here? All right, playboy, get in. You got a real funny friend there.